Dad finds out the hard way that he's too big for the kid slide
There was no way that this was going to end well.
Unfortunately, for this father, the deck that was supporting this very stable homemade kids water slide was simply not strong enough to support his adult weight.
Although, if he did make it down the slide, he probably would have overshot that kiddie pool so it's probably best he got stuck.
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