The New England Patriots might be the most attractive team in football

Rob Gronkowski Joins Instagram in the Pimpest Way Ever
Rob Gronkowski Joins Instagram in the Pimpest Way Ever

It's no secret that New England Patriots head coach/Sith Lord Bill Belichick is pretty picky about who plays on his team. Over the past few years, players have been released from the Patriots for a variety of reasons, ranging from immaturity and tardiness to making fun of Tom Brady's hair or being a suspect in a homicide (though we don't really blame them for that last one).

However, there is one secret to staying on the Patriots that isn't publicized quite as much: if you want to play for this team, you need to be really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

Listen, we're not trying to discredit the players wearing colors other than red, white, silver and navy blue -- all we're saying is that the field within Gillette Stadium seems to be a popular hangout for extremely handsome men.

Let us present the evidence, starting with (of course) the quarterbacks:

So do we, Gronk. So do we.

There you have it, ladies and gents. If you're seeking a stud in a football uniform look no further than Foxboro, Massachusetts -- that is, unless you're not into guys who wear jewelry.

(Photo via @Patriots/Twitter)

Disagree with us? Let us know your favorite team to look at and we might delve into their roster next.

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