Sassy owl is absolutely terrible at playing fetch

Some animals need to stay in their own damn lane.

Twitter user @camshark shared a video Sunday night that has since been retweeted upwards of 73,000 times.

Captioned "Lmao my dog sucks at fetch," the video begins with the camera holder's arm extending from behind the lens, tossing what appears to be a rat stuffed toy into the room.

Now obviously, you're expecting some sort of big dog to appear and do something terrible like slide right into the door frame.

But what comes running around the corner next will leave you in stitches.

Hint: It's not a golden retriever.

We're not even sure what part of this video is the funniest.

Is it the look on his face that seems to say Well what do you want me to do about this?

Or maybe it's the clumsy way he waddles over to the corner of the room the second time the toy is thrown, only to throw back more shade once he gets there.

Either way, one thing is clear: This owl does not have the time nor patience for you and your nonsense.

SO STOP FOOLING AROUND.

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