Helen Mirren kisses Stephen Colbert; Millions of teenage boys enter puberty all at once

Helen Mirren Kisses Stephen Colbert on the Lips
Helen Mirren Kisses Stephen Colbert on the Lips

Stephen Colbert never had a chance. When Helen Mirren walked up and planted one of her customary late-night kisses right on his lips, there was no chance the rest of their segment would go according to plan. Sorry, Trumbo, no one's asking anything about you. Adorable awards-season anecdotes, take a seat. The only thing Stephen Colbert wants to do is explore that kiss, over and over again. "You know what you're doing," Colbert admitted, noticeably blushing. Yes, she does. Helen Mirren — what a woman!

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