A few poems about how ridiculously ripped Zac Efron is right now
Zac Efron, presumably, has all the the muscles of every other human, but over time, they have gotten larger and more defined than your average human. Here are a few haiku that capture our emotions about the new state of things.
Honestly I have a hard time with paparazzi but s/o to this dude 🕶
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Mar 5, 2016 at 9:44pm PST
Zac Efron's muscles
Are larger than average.
This seems worth noting.
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Mar 6, 2016 at 11:24am PST
A tire-lifting
Match with The Rock on the set
Of Baywatch. Damn, son.
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Dec 30, 2015 at 3:09pm PST
Dirty Grandpa with
De Niro. The tank reads, "Stop
Staring at my tits."
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Jan 18, 2016 at 12:51pm PST
Not quite as buff for
Neighbors 2, but still, he's built.
Rose Byrne is funny.
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Feb 4, 2016 at 1:28pm PST
Why this exercise?
Why target these muscles now?
Why are we all here?
Hope, Dickinson said,
Is a thing with feathers. Or
Maybe backs and bis.
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