Here's the MTA's new anti-hoverboard ad

New York MTA Releases Ads Banning Hoverboards
New York MTA Releases Ads Banning Hoverboards

Last month, the MTA officially banned hoverboards from subways, buses, and commuter rails for safety reasons, including -- but not limited to -- the toy's penchant for spontaneously bursting into flames.

With the ban came the alluring promise of a new MTA "bubble person" ad. And, lo, the poster above, showing everyone's favorite red stick figure casually cruising on a platform, started appearing last week. Not only is having a hoverboard under your arm on the train now officially as impolite as manspreading and dance routines, but it also leaves you subject to a citation from the cops.

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