Man legally changes his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger

We've heard of enjoying a good burger or two, but this is wild.

A U.K. man is so enamored with the lure of a bacon double cheeseburger, he decided to legally make it his name.

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Now, the hero formally known as Simon Smith admits alcohol did play a factor.

Cheeseburger told the London Evening Standard he changed his name in part because "everyone loves bacon don't they?" -- except for maybe his fiancée.

But the question remains: Does that beat Mark I Love Spam Benson from England? Who knows.

Best of wishes, Mr. Cheeseburger.

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