Last-minute shoppers can buy a 'Cleveland Browns Box'

Are looking for a special gift for the die-hard Cleveland Browns fan in your life this holiday season? Look no further. We have just the perfect item for you!

This is hilarious because, for one moment, just imagine what it'd be like to be a Browns fan. Really think. And now you'll understand why the package comes with tissues, 'Draft Day' DVD, anti-depressants, an NFL Draft preview magazine and ice cream.

You can't make this stuff up ...

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