An 82-year-old woman from Brown Deer, Wisconsin, might be rethinking eavesdropping after she says she overheard some unconventional dirty talk.
She was so concerned after she says she overheard a couple yelling "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" while having sex, that she called 911 and report them to police.
Local news network CBS 58, who first reported the story, said police decided not to rush to the scene.
Instead, they told the woman to call back if she heard anything else unusual. But police didn't think the awkward terror-themed moans that the woman may or may not have actually heard were any cause for concern.
When asked about the incident, Brown Deer Police Chief Michael Kass tweeted that maybe the elderly woman had taken "see something, say something" a bit too far.
— Chief Kass (@browndeerchief) December 22, 2015
As some on Twitter noted, the possibilities for what the couple could have been saying and/or doing are plentiful.
@CBS58 They might have been role-playing as Egyptian gods. Isis is probably *very* good!
— Prettiness Tinseled™ (@DannyDangerOz) December 22, 2015
— Derek Rowe (@KentuckyBlacc) December 22, 2015
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