Kim Kardashian birthed a saint mere weeks ago and already she's back to business, launching her first line of emoji appropriately called Kimoji on Monday. But of course, Silicon Valley's new BFF didn't make just any emoji. They include everything in the Kim K canon: her famous backside, her ugly-cry, her contour, a waist trainer, selfies, and a few other seemingly unrelated things. (A wave? Kim wouldn't lose another diamond earring to the ocean. A red solo cup? Pshh, Kim doesn't even drink.) Weirdly, none of those emoji seem to re-create her famous Paper cover, which aimed to break the internet. But still, they broke something even bigger: Upon the launch, Kim has tweeted that her Kimoji app crashed Apple's app store entirely and that her app is currently down:
Apple, I'm so sorry I broke your App Store!!!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) December 21, 2015
Free the Kimoji!
Photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from over the years: