Won't anyone think of the real victim in the Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's new relationship?
Not Miranda Lambert -- she'll rebound fine. We're talking about Adam Levine. The most (b)romantic relationship on The Voice will surely come to an end, now that there's a full-on office romance happening.
Already, Adam Instagrammed this selfie of the three of them:
And Gwen posted a similar shot with Adam conveniently MIA!
— Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) October 26, 2015
Anyway, we're not sure how Adam will get through this, but we know Miranda will have no trouble finding a new guy. Here are a few suggestions for whom she should date next:
1. Sam Hunt
He's the hottest guy in country music right now. (Both in terms of success and his face.) And he's single. Need we say more? If Miranda wanted to make Blake a little jealous, Sam is her man.
2. Chris Young
Back when Blake and Miranda first announced their divorce, there were rumors that Chris had played a part in it -- which, he told ET, "sucked." So they never got together before, but what's stopping the Nashville Star alum from taking a crack at it now?
3. Jake Owen
Jake is going through a divorce of his own, so the two could commiserate. More importantly, of anyone on this list, he'd make the best other half of a country music power couple.
4. Kip Moore
Hot. Talented. Single. You know what we're getting at, right?
5. Roman Josi of the Nashville Predators
As far as we can tell from creeping, the Swiss hockey player is single. Basically, we think that Miranda would be great with an athlete and why not someone on the same team as Mike Fisher, Carrie Underwood's husband. Guaranteed double dates!
6. JJ Watts of the Houston Texans
Again: Athlete. Really, it should be someone on the Dallas Cowboys, seeing as Miranda is a Dallas girl, but JJ recently said he was "trying" to find a girlfriend and has a goofy charm that we think Miranda would vibe with.
7. Narvel Blackstock
Miranda doesn't seem to have a problem with older guys, so a slightly larger age difference -- Narvel is 59 to her 31 -- should just be a number. Anyway, if he was good enough for Reba...
8. Gavin Rossdale
What's better than a good, old-fashioned spouse swap?
Now, check out exclusive pictures of Blake and Gwen holding hands -- and drinks! -- as they step out together in Nashville: