Police locate cupcake burglar by searching for drunk girl covered in frosting

Drunk munchies happen to the best of us, but usually we don't break and enter in search of food. One woman in northern Michigan decided to do just that, though, and was promptly located by the police covered in the sugary evidence.

A homeowner called police on Sunday when she heard commotion coming from her kitchen and ran downstairs to find a tray of cupcakes scattered all over the floor and various other items broken. The drunk woman fled, but police were able to track her down nearby, where she was described as "highly intoxicated and had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs."

Are we absolutely positive the burglar wasn't a hungry toddler?

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