'Tonight Show' gave NFL stars their own superlatives

"The Tonight Show" never fails to disappoint.

Thursday night was the first game of the NFL season, in which the Pittsburgh Steelers lost to the New England Patriots, 28-21.

Folks at "The Tonight Show" decided to have some fun with some players from various teams in giving them their own superlatives, like in high school.

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Take Rob Gronkowski for example: Human Minion.

Gronkowski wasn't the only player given a nickname. The video features the likes of Peyton Manning, Clay Matthews, and Aaron Rodgers. Take a peak at the whole video above, it's pretty great.

Check out more "Tonight Show" fun in the gallery below!

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