Bill Simmons has been relatively quiet lately, as his ESPN tenure comes to a silent close and his HBO career inches closer to open up next year. His columns have been nonexistent since NBA season -- ditto for his podcasts -- and the only way we've heard from him lately has been periodical tweets.
The Los Angeles-based sports media giant took to the platform Tuesday afternoon, seemingly out of the blue, to dish some dirt on the Los Angeles Clippers. Evidently, their dysfunction goes well beyond Chris Paul yelling at DeAndre Jordan on the court.
According to Simmons, the Clips are "just as much of disaster behind the scenes as the Sterling Clips were."
1. Steve Ballmer seems like a nice enough guy. Donald Sterling was one of the worst human being who ever owned a pro sports franchise.
In addition, he kind of confirmed what we already knew, in that the Sacramento Kings organization was downright crazy. But there's a somewhat surprising inclusion in his list of most dysfunctional NBA teams.
6. Three most dysfunctional NBA organizations right now are the Kings, Hornets and Clippers and I am not sure of the order... (Ok I'm done)
Michael Jordan's Charlotte Hornets crack the list, according to Simmons. It's not particularly tough to imagine, given Jordan's insanely aggressive and commanding personality. Remember: The team turned down six draft picks on draft day in exchange for their No. 9 pick alone.
While Simmons hasn't reported on anything in some time, it's reasonable to assume he's one of the more well-connected NBA media members around -- particularly pertaining to the LA teams, around which he spends the most time.
It's undeniable that Donald Sterling was a putrid owner and an even worse human being. But new Clippers boss Steve Ballmer still has his work cut out for him in launching his team to championship heights for the first time ever.
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William 'Bill' Simmons, editor-in-chief of Grantland.com, speaks during a panel discussion at the South By Southwest (SXSW) Interactive Festival in Austin, Texas, U.S., on Saturday, March 8, 2014. The SXSW conferences and festivals converge original music, independent films, and emerging technologies while fostering creative and professional growth. Photographer: David Paul Morris/Bloomberg via Getty Images
NEW ORLEANS, LA - FEBRUARY 14: Jalen Rose and Bill Simmons of ESPN pose for a photo during the Sprint NBA All-Star Celebrity Game at Sprint Arena as part of 2014 NBA All-Star Jam Session at the Ernest N. Morial Convention Center on February 14, 2014 in New Orleans, Louisiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2014 NBAE (Photo by Juan O'Campo/NBAE via Getty Images)
NEW ORLEANS, LA - FEBRUARY 14: LeBron James #6 of the Miami Heat speaks with sports analyst Bill Simmons during the NBAE Circuit as part of 2014 All-Star Weekend at the Hyatt Regency Hotel on February 14, 2014 in New Orleans, Louisiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2014 NBAE (Photo by Bruce Yeung/NBAE via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - OCTOBER 02: Sports writer Bill Simmons speaks at the 2010 New Yorker Festival at DGA Theater on October 2, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images the New Yorker)
NEW YORK - APRIL 24: Writer Bill Simmons speaks at the panel and screening of 'Beyond Playing The Field' during the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival at the School of Visual Arts Theater on April 24, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Loud/Getty Images for Tribeca Film Festival)
HOLLYWOOD - FEBRUARY 18: *** EXCLUSIVE *** Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel attend the ESPN Magazine's After Dark NBA All-Star Party at My House on February 18, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Tiffany Rose/WireImage)
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - OCTOBER 07: HBO's Bill Simmons speaks onstage during 'Ahead of the Curve - The Future of Sports Journalism' at the Vanity Fair New Establishment Summit at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts on October 7, 2015 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Mike Windle/Getty Images for Vanity Fair)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MAY 06: Producer Bill Simmons (R) attends the premiere of Disney's 'Million Dollar Arm' at the El Capitan Theatre on May 6, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)