The perpetual perfection of the Kardashian clan has provided endless fodder for aspirational blog posts about how you, too, can act, look, and live like a Kardashian. Here, we've helpfully gathered them for you in one place. Consider this your Kardashistunt Bible. We don't recommend trying all of these at home, as you're more likely to end up starving, broke, and with swollen plastic-surgery face than as a Kardashian doppelgänger.
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Now go forth: Be the Kardashian you are in your heart.
Click through for flawless pictures of the Kardashians at this year's Cannes:
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