Sweet 16 party ruined by poop rain
According to My Fox Philly, human waste rained down from the sky just after Jacinda blew out the candles on her cake, coating her guests and the rented canopy in feces. Her family believes the waste came from planes that were flying overhead and may have improperly disposed of the aircraft's bathroom contents.
"Out of nowhere, from the sky, comes a bunch of feces, lands on her," Jacinda's dad told Fox.
The only thing more embarrassing than your party being ruined by poop rain is having your dad tell the local news about it afterwards.