Tina Fey said it best. (Per usual.)
"George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year," Fey joked during her Golden Globes monologue. "Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person U.N. commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award."
Which probably explains why Amal looked so bored tonight.
To be fair, she seemed to like that joke about her and George:
But mostly, she just looked like she would rather be anywhere else:
Even when she smiled and laughed and tried to look like she was having a good time, she mostly just looked like she was miserable and very unimpressed by all her husband's actors buddies giving each other awards:
We weren't the only ones who thought so:
That said, she did perk up when George gushed about her from the stage, saying, "It's a humbling thing to find someone you love. Even better if you've been waiting your whole life...Amal, whatever alchemy it is that brought us together, I couldn't be prouder to be your husband."
We'd like that part too.
Before the show, George and Amal spoke to ET about the Paris terrorist attacks: