This is how much it costs to buy everything on Gwyneth Paltrow's 2014 Goop gift guide

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This is how much it costs to buy everything on Gwyneth Paltrow's 2014 Goop gift guide
THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0194 -- Pictured: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow on January 14, 2015 -- (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
CRUEL DOUBT -- Air Date 05/17/1992 -- Pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow as Angela Pritchard -- Photo by: Gary Null/NBCU Photo Bank
Gwyneth Paltrow holds a phone in a scene from the film 'Moonlight And Valentino', 1995. (Photo by Gramercy Pictures/Getty Images)
NEW YORK CITY - MARCH 29: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 'Jefferson in Paris' New York City Premiere on March 29, 1995 at the Paris Theatre in New York City. (photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./WireImage)
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 11: In this handout photo provided by NBCUniversal, Presenter Gwyneth Paltrow speaks onstage during the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 11, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Paul Drinkwater/NBCUniversal via Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - SEPTEMBER 05: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at Hollywood Unites For The 4th Biennial Stand Up To Cancer (SU2C), A Program Of The Entertainment Industry Foundation (EIF) at Dolby Theatre on September 5, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Barry King/FilmMagic)
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 12: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Boss Women fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014 at Skylight Limited on February 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Craig Barritt/Getty Images for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week)
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 10: Gwyneth Paltrow attends The Great American Songbook event honoring Bryan Lourd at Alice Tully Hall on February 10, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Lincoln Center)
BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 01: Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 49th Golden Camera Awards at Tempelhof Airport on February 1, 2014 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Luca Teuchmann/WireImage)
LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 10: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow, wearing Diane Von Furstenberg, attends Diane Von Furstenberg's Journey of A Dress Exhibition Opening Celebration at May Company Building at LACMA West on January 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Donato Sardella/Getty Images for Diane Von Furstenberg)
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Gwyneth Paltrow poses in the winners room at the British Fashion Awards 2013 at London Coliseum on December 2, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 25: Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Matthew Williamson and Gwyneth Paltrow Kids Company dinner at aqua shard on November 25, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Getty Images)
PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 07: Gwyneth Paltrow launches the Printemps Christmas Decorations Inauguration In Paris at Printemps Haussmann on November 7, 2013 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - SEPTEMBER 16: Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the 'Thanks For Sharing' - Los Angeles Premiere at ArcLight Hollywood on September 16, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - SEPTEMBER 16: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere 'Thanks For Sharing' at ArcLight Cinemas on September 16, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
EAST HAMPTON, NY - AUGUST 10: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow signs books during Authors Night For The East Hampton Library at Gardiner's Farm on August 10, 2013 in East Hampton, New York. (Photo by Matthew Peyton/Getty Images for East Hampton Library)
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 07: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends Meet The Developer at the Apple Store Soho on May 7, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Debra L Rothenberg/FilmMagic)
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO -- Episode 4448 -- Pictured: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow arrives on April 25, 2013 -- (Photo by: Stacie McChesney/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 24: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the 'Iron Man 3' - Los Angeles Premiere at the El Capitan Theatre on April 24, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Allen Berezovsky/WireImage)
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 06: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Costume Institute Gala for the 'PUNK: Chaos to Couture' exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Jennifer Graylock/FilmMagic)

It's the happiest time of the year! Goop's holiday gift guide time! "This year, we decided to shake things up a little bit..." Gwyneth Paltrow explains alongside her holiday wish(es for you) list. Does that mean there won't be thousands of dollars worth of linens like last year?!

"...and organize our annual gift guide by category." Oh. Though she does say they "tried to keep as much as possible at the $100 mark, though there are some splurges on here for your nearest and dearest." But how much would it cost to buy Gwyneth's entire gift guide?

NEWS: Take an inside look at all of Oprah's favorite things for 2014!

If you want to say, "One of each, please!" it will cost you - scroll down for a sampling of the items from each category and scroll all the way to the bottom for the grand total (excluding "Price Upon Request" items).

To Go:

Craig Laptop Case "That Can Double as a Clutch (in a Clutch)": $90.00
PB 0110 Leather Bucket Bag from SSense: $1,025.00
Site Corot Palais Des Tuileries Plate "for Wanderlust Meals": $75.00
Travel Backgammon Set from Aspinal of London: $550.00
Valentino Canvas Trolley from Net-a-Porter: $4,545.00 ("Yeah right, but how cool is this?")

To Make:

CB2 Marble Server ("An Elevated Cheese Plate, Literally"): $16.95
Easy Health Angel Juicer Gold from Super Angel Juicers: $4,739.00
Arthur Umanoff Bar Cart from Max & Moritz: $1,495.00
Maine Farmed Sea Salt ("Mineral-Rich Salt, Packaged in a Pretty Little Bag"): $18.00
Bread Bin ("Significantly Prettier Than a Plastic Bag"): $38.43


Nathalie Lete Vilac Teepee from Amazon: $160.00
Tutu from Tutu Du Monde ("The Ultimate Dress-Up Option"): $169.00
Old Time Sling Shot from The General Store: $28.00
Parrot Drone ("Terrifyingly, Every Kind We Polled Desperately Wants a Drone"): $300.00
Jennifer Meyer BFF Necklace from Shopbop ("Out of Every Tween's Budget"): $550.00

NEWS: Martha Stewart takes a dig at Gwyneth - find out why!

To Do:

Nokona X Shinola Baseball Glove ("A Limited-Edition Spin on a Total Classic"): $435.00
Indoor Foosball Table by A Plus R Store: $3,500.00
Artemare Longboard by Goop ("A Next Level Skateboard"): $495.00
Hermés Myths & Constellations Cards: $125.00
Backyard Croquet Set by Terrain ("Weirdly Addictive"): $248.00

To Be:

Lanvin Gold Plated Brass Double Ring by LUISAVIAROMA: $695.00
Hermes Avalon Blanket ("If Only We Could Buy These in Bulk"): $1,500.00
Score & Solder Terrarium by Mohawk General Store: $320.00
Delfina Delettrez Cartoon Eye and Pearl Ring by StyleBop: $1,960.00
Astier de Villatte Incense by Nickey Kehoe: $50.00

To See:

Garth Roberts Antique Mirror Containers from The Future Perfect: $548.00
Tom Dixon Plum Ice Bucket from Saks: $290.00
Tacey Emin Beach Towerl from MOCA: $95.00
Diamond Thickie by Esque ("We'd Take Anything From Esque, Most Notably This One-of-a-Kind, Insanely Expensive Vase"): $12,000.00
True Detective from Amazon: $30.00

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To Get:

Juste Un Clou Bracelet from Cartier ("The Fanciest Nail Around"): $7.600.00
Anita Ko Safety Pin Single Earring: $1,995.00
The Row Rina Fringed Cashmere Cape from Saks: $3,190.00
Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch from Farfetch: $1,295.00
Balenciaga New Classic Biker Jacket from Matches: $2,614.00


Cheek Frills Monogrammable Underwear Set from Goop: $75.00
Earthquake Kit from Preppi; $345.00
Hoorsenbuhs Gold Monogram Plate Bracelet from Barneys: $6,500.00
3D Silhouette Charm from Neiman Marcus: $1,100.00
Carter Kustera Custom Portrait from Jonathan Adler: $350.00

GRAND TOTAL: $107,309.49! Chump change for Gwyneth Paltrow, baby!

How does Gwen's list compare to Oprah's? Watch to find out:

An Inside Look at Oprah's Favorite Things for 2014
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