LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 10: Taylor Swift seen leaving a restaurant in Mayfair on October 10, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Neil P. Mockford/GC Images)
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - OCTOBER 08: Taylor Swift is seen leaving the Kiss FM Studios on October 8, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Ada/GC Images)
PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 07: Singer Taylor Swift arrives at the 'C a Vous' TV show on October 7, 2014 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/GC Images)
Va va voom! Taylor Swift showed off her style chops in a structured Sass & Bide checkered bustier and short white skirt at an event in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Oliver Hardt/Getty Images)
Swift looked glamorous in a white eyelet summer ensemble and teal suede heels while overlooking New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/LP5/Getty Images for TAS)
The "Shake It Off" singer smiled outside a NYC coffee shop while showing off a trendy plaid dress, a beige Prada bag, and adorable smoke-colored booties. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
A short rose-printed dress and ankle strap black heels proved to be the perfect outfit for Swift's appearance on "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon." (Photo by: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
The girl about town amped up the sexy factor in a leather-accented mini dress and lace-up stilettos for a night out in New York City's Soho neighborhood. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
The blonde babe looked hip and fashionable in a sheer paneled dress and metallic heels in New York City. (Photo by NCP/Star Max/GC Images)
The songwriter arrived at the New York premiere of "The Giver" in a perfectly proportioned color block dress. (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage)
Swift went for a bohemian look by pairing her mustard yellow bottoms with a green patterned tank and cognac booties. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
The singer's bag popped against her collared gingham dress as she took a summer stroll in New York City. (Photo by Josiah Kamau/BuzzFoto/FilmMagic)
She really isn't afraid of color clashing! Swift showed off her mile-long legs in a muted dress, which she teamed with a bright yellow satchel and pink heels. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
The "Red" singer paired her sea foam green cut-out dress with hot-pink peep-toe pumps in New York City's East Village neighborhood. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
Forget Uptown girls. Tay looked downtown chic in a bowler hat and high-waisted black shorts in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
The Grammy winner kept it peachy in this boxy tee and matching mini skirt in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
Taylor Swift belted this loose navy polka-dotted dress to give it some structure as she trekked through the streets of Tribeca. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
The "Love Story" singer, who looked natural in a pair of jean shorts and a white T-shirt, waved to the cameras as she walked out of a NYC boutique. She dressed up the look with round toe nude pumps. (Photo by XPX/Star Max/GC Images)
Just call her the modern-day Betty Boop! She was hot to trot in a spotted black crop-top and matching slit skirt. (Photo by Gardiner Anderson/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
Swift looked positively professional in this all-black suit and classic black bag. (Photo by Ignat/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
The blonde bombshell turned heads as she strutted down NYC's sidewalks in this flirty floral romper. (Photo by Ignat/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
Is Swift auditioning for the cast of 'Alice in Wonderland' or what? She looked so whimsical in this floral dress and emerald heels combo. (Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
Swift beat the heat in head-to-toe black while out and about in New York City. (Photo by Josiah Kamau/BuzzFoto/FilmMagic)
While most people dress down for traveling, Swift donned a beautiful white dress and nude heels for her arrival in Japan. (Photo by Jun Sato/GC Images)
This blouse and skirt combination kept Swift cool in the humid New York summer heat. (Photo by Josiah Kamau/BuzzFoto/FilmMagic)
The singer's black and white patterned dress allowed her matching mustard bag and shoes to pop.
(Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
Oscar de la Renta put together this intricate pink gown with old Hollywood flair and subdued sparkles for Swift to attend fashion's biggest night.
(Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)
The singer looked casual and warm with red cords and a striped sweater after leaving her New York City gym.
(Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
Swift took total advantage of the April sun in this sporty outfit. The summery T-shirt paired with velvet smoking loafers make this a perfect transition ensemble.
(Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
This comfortable look is actually quite bold. The Grammy-winner broke fashion rules by mixing a brown belt, black bag and gray shoes.
(Photo by Josiah Kamau/BuzzFoto/FilmMagic)
The Kennedy family-enthusiast paid homage to her idol Jackie O in a simple LBD and classic coat for a night out.
(Photo by NCP/Star Max/GC Images)
Taylor tried out a stylish school girl look with Oxford heels, knee-high socks, a button-down shirt with leather patches, and a bowler hat.
(Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
'The Giver' actress looked like a porcelain doll in a flowered dress and Mary Jane shoes with tiny bow details.
(Photo by Michael Stewart/GC Images)
The star showed off her taut tummy in an eye-catching, grenn Novis NYC Spring 2014 bustier crop top and skirt at the 2014 Teen Choice Awards.
(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
Swift shielded her long legs from the spring chill in tights and red-bottomed booties as she exited a building in NYC. (Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
Librarian chic? Our girl traversed NYC in a Peter Pan-collar shirt and two-toned oxford-booties. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
The starlet arrived to the "Saturday Night Live" after party in a black lace cocktail dress, which she expertly paired with a delicate headband. (Photo by Michael Stewart/GC Images)
Blazer + neutral bag + high-heeled lace-up heels + red lips = perfection. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
The gorgeous gal looked ready for summer in neutrals paired with her trademark red lipstick in New York City. (Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
The pop star was city-sleek in a casual flouncy green dress, dark heels, and a killer gray bag. (Photo by David Krieger/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
The super star looked urban chic in black and white, with her signature red lipstick. (Photo by NCP/Star Max/GC Images)
Girl date! Swifty rocked a plaid dress, black tights and camel pumps for her day date with BFF Karlie Kloss. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
Taylor Swift mixed colors for this great chameleon-like look: A green jacket, maroon boots, gray tights, and a vibrant blue dress.
(Photo by David Krieger/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
Polished and fabulous! Swift aced the street style test in burgundy pants, brown leather boots, a beige peacoat and a classic plaid scarf. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
The "Shake It Off" singer looked fantastic in this dark ensemble of big black boots and an oversized jacket matched with a black hat. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
Winter warrior! The singer's chic head-to-toe black ensemble worked perfectly for colder weather. (Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
The starlet looked radiant in this white get up, paired with nude heels and a gold clutch. (Photo by Jeff Vespa/Getty Images for The Weinstein Company)
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Are we out of the woods yet? (Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear?)
If "the woods" is that soul-crushing period of time spent anticipating Taylor Swift's new album, 1989, instead of having it and listening to it, then no, we're not. #FiveDaysStrong
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Taylor slammed critics who criticize her for singing about relationships and her exes as "sexist," and we agree. Going one step further, we love that she sings about her exes and puts them on blast via the Top 40. And we love speculating which of those exes inspired which songs.
It's never too early to get to speculating. So we're doing it, right now, based on the song titles alone:
1. "Welcome to New York"
Who It's About: The late, great TV show The Carrie Diaries. Because you KNOW those CW execs are cursing Taylor for not releasing this last year and saving them from cancelation.
2. "Blank Space"
Who It's About: We have a morbid theory for this one that we'll keep to ourselves for now. In lieu of that, when it doubt, guess Harry Styles. And buckle up, because we're about to hit a Harry Styles streak...
Who It's About: Harry Styles. Because if you add an "S" to the song name it spells "Styles" which is Harry Styles last name. That is just basic Taylor Swift math.
5. "All You Had to Do Was Stay"
Who It's About: Harry Styles. Remember when Taylor and Harry broke up in St. Johns and there were those truly depressing pictures of Taylor riding on a boat all by herself and you were like, "Babe, this solo yacht joy ride looks brutal. Go get a margarita or something." All of that could have been avoided...all Harry had to do was stay.
6. "Shake It Off"
Who It's About: H8rs! The media! Anyone who has ever written something in an Internet comments section! Also Harry Styles ("my ex-man") and Kendall Jenner ("his new girlfriend, she's like 'Oh my god.'" - because you know OMG is a main staple in Kendall Jenner's vocabulary).
7. "I Wish You Would"
Who It's About: Jake Gyllenhaal? Just because it sounds like a sequel to Red's "I Almost Do" - which was definitely about Jake Gyllenhaal - and because they're both track no. 7 and Taylor Swift loves that shiz.
8. "Bad Blood"
Who It's About: Katy Perry. Taylor said this song is about "a straight-up enemy" who sabotaged her and Katy Perry responded by tweeting, "Watch out for the Regina George in sheep's clothing..." which is the name of song we would LOVE to hear. "Regina George in Sheep's Clothing" for album six please!
9. "Wildest Dreams"
Who It's About: Her apartment in NYC. That "rack full of white nightgowns" she has (you know, the Rolling Stone writer saw while writing her cover story) must give her seriously horrible nightmares. That rack of white nightgowns spooked us just hearing about it.
10. "How You Get the Girl"
Who It's About: Taylor Lautner. Hey, he could use the advice.
11. "This Love"
Who It's About: Karly Kloss, Lena Dunham, Lorde, any of those girls she's besties with. This is the big "GIRL POWER!" anthem of the album. It's all about loving your friends and learning to love yourself. Hashtag galpals hashtag lylas hashtag besties before testies.
12. "I Know Places"
Who It's About: Connor Kennedy. It's actually a song about the real estate market in Cape Cod and how she flipped that mansion she bought near the Kennedy compound for a profit.
Who It's About: Taylor Swift. And how her conscience is clean and none of her exes can make her feel bad for living her truth. HEAR THAT, HARRY STYLES? DO YOU HEAR THAT?
Phew. We are exhausted after that jog down memory lane. No wonder Taylor Swift can't imagine dating anyone right now. Anyway, guess we'll have to wait and see on Oct. 27, when 1989 is (finally!!!) released.
Also, Taylor Swift really likes cats:
Taylor Swift is a cat lady
Taylor Swift releases full track list for '1989'
That time the superstar posted this to her Instagram and captioned it: "This is a good example of what I typically wear on planes, in front of lots of other people who all have eyes."
That time the singer adopted this kitten, and named it Olivia Benson.
That time her cat Meredith was in one of her moods.
That time that John Cleese asked her "Is that a proper cat?" -about her cat Olivia Benson, and she posted this photo quoting him.
That time the starlet's parents cat-sit Olivia, and this photo shoot ensued, and wound up on Tay's Instagram.
That time T. Swift was trying to sign lithographs and her cat Olivia was trying to tear them to shreds.
That time Taylor posted this Instagram of Olivia passed out.
That time she took her cat for a walk. Like it was a dog.
That time this picture happened of her kitty looking like a baby polar bear.
That time she starred in this Diet Coke commercial with a zillion cats.
That time she got pal Ed Sheeran to nuzzle up to her kitty Meredith.
That time the musician had a 20 minute stare down with her cat Meredith.
That time she posted this hilarious Pic Stitch of her cat Meredith in various displays of bad posture.
That time Taylor made this meme of her kitties.
That time her cat Olivia passed out upside down on her lap.
That time instead of going to a Grammy after-party, the star did this instead.
That time the singer prepped for the I Heart Radio Festival in Las Vegas with her furry feline.
That time she watched the Olympics with her cat Meredith.
That time Taylor sipped from a cat mug with Ed Sheeran.
That time the country-turned-popstar snapped this picture of her cat's ridiculously adorable posture.
That time she posted an Instagram of this face.
That time Tay hung out with her cat Meredith on a Sunday afternoon.
The time she posted this heart-melting shot of her kitty.
That time the starlet posted this and declared herself a "cat lady."
That time a super cool fan sent Tay a shirt with a bunch of cats on it. And she wore it.
That time she landed in Houston and her kitty snuggled up to her Oxfords.
The time this was T. Swift's welcome wagon at a hotel room.