Jeopardy contestant tells the worst and longest story ever

Generally "Jeopardy!" contestants try to share interesting stories for their introduction on the long-running game show. One recent contestant's is being called the best worst intro story in the shows thirty year history.

While I'm sure the show vets contestant's stories prior to filming, absolutely nothing could have prevented a failure of this magnitude.

Here is Dan from Boston's full story: "So when I was a senior in high school -- I took French in high school -- we went on an exchange trip and we arrived incredibly jet-lagged, no cappuccino could really save us in that regard. And uh, during an open air tour bus tour in Paris, I looked up and said to my friend 'Hey, you know, the moon looks pretty bright tonight/today' and um, they just turned to me like 'Dan, that's not the moon, that's the sun.' And I was like, no guys it's the sun.' But um, but then you know it turned out it was actually the sun and not the moon and I still confuse it nowadays."

Luckily Dan from Boston's Ph.D. came in handy and he finished the game as co-champ, so he'll return on the next episode of "Jeopardy!" Hopefully he comes up with a better story.

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