Dave Ramsey's recession-themed pick-up lines
Here are a few of the best ones, with an archive of past ideas here:
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.
I won't ask to borrow your phone number, since borrowing is stupid. Will you just give it to me instead?
Is your credit score bad? Because you look like a 10 to me!
When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.
I'm not mortgage interest, baby ... don't write me off.
Got better ones?
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