Why Men Shouldn't Pick the Bed
But no. It is so, according to a Wall Street Journal piece today. These über-pricey models boast such unnecessary options as TVs that rise from the footboard, surround sound, even a damn safebuilt in. Ain't no one gettin' laid in that bed. Hmmm ... maybe this is men's revenge.
I'm not sure I trust Hollandia International, the company responsible for several of the beds. Look what they designed for women ...
Umm, the "cozy kangaroo throw"?? I don't think so. I suspect there's some stereotyping going on. I suppose this super-sexy, wannabe Snuggie has a built-in oven, too.
Well, there you have it. Definitely no one's getting laid in this house.
Except... maybe... the stud in this Dude Bed has a chance...
That's right, he not only has a 32-inch TV, but he can set the mood with the LED florescent canopy-top lights, that's right, ladies. AND, this ladies man can seal the deal, when he pulls a frosty bottle from the built-in Champagne holder. You know it.
In all seriousness: I dare any bachelor to bring a lady home to this $50,000 monstrosity. She will run. Fast.