Fantastic Freebies: New Yorker Magazine Bookmark
As the official publication of the moneyed intelligentsia, The New Yorker is the magazine to buy if you're looking to impressed people with your sense of culture and literacy.
But it costs money and, besides, you can't walk around with a copy of the The New Yorker all the time, can you?
Of course not. Fill out this form and they'll send you a free bookmark and, presumably, tons of subscription offers, perfect for scattering about your dorm room to impress that hot girl you met in Latin class.