Gifts with an edge: USB Humping Dog

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As the holiday season approaches, we thought you might appreciate some gift suggestions with a twist, appropriate for those on your list who aren't satisfied with the same old, same old.

I don't have to tell to you the kind of gift that would be perfect for the computer nerd on your list, right? You know the type: thumbs the size of tablespoons from gaming, speaks in bytes and teraflops, has hacked his toothbrush to network with his iPhone? Of course, the perfect gift for such a digital guy (or gal) is one that appeals to everyone's true passion: sex.

What then could be better than the USB Humping Dog? This small electronic device plugs into a laptop via the gum-width USB slot, and humps merrily away to remind the computer user what pastime the rest of the world is pursuing while he is busy shooting aliens and piling up his Second Life bankroll.

And to anticipate your question-- no, USB does not stand for U Should Be...

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