40 Baddie Caption Ideas to Match Your Bad B*tch Energy

Sometimes, the universe is just on your side. I'm talking about those days when you've put together the perfect 'fit, your makeup's just right, and your hair is falling exactly into place. Not only do divine times like these deserve to be celebrated, but they've also gotta be remembered. And also probably shared with the masses. IDC if it's a mirror selfie or a full-blown photoshoot, pics should be taken! Don’t you wanna share the experience (the experience being feeling hot) with the masses? Yes. Yes, you do.

Though social media can bring plenty of drama with it, one shining light is that it's pretty much democratized shameless flexing. Which gives you full permission to bless your followers with periodic reminders that you are that b*tch! And, while the pics themselves are obviously the main attraction, the caption is the perf space to talk your sh*t. Yes, I'm referring your fave Saweetie lyrics! Obnoxiously cocky quotes! Now’s the time to put it all out there.

Pro tip here for peak posting success: You should, nay, must use the certified baddie captions we’ve collected below. The next time you feel like popping off on the gram, one of these captions will give the ego a good ole’ boost before you post. (And if you're still in need of an appropriately bad AF 'fit to match the energy of these captions, check out all the baddie outfits we gathered.) Keep scrolling for all the good inspo!

For when your reflection is looking *just* right...

1. "Poppin' sh*t, you would think I went to school for chiropractin'" — GloRilla

2. Mirror mirror on the wall, show the realest of them all?

3. Me, myself, and I.

4. Focus on what's important here!

5. The reflection was giving.

6. I call her my self-obsession glass.

7. Clean mirror club.

8. When the mirror cooperates! I document.

9. Can't look away, can you?

10. Mirror selfies are my civic duty!

For your first post-breakup thirst trap...

1. "Top 2 and I ain't #2" —Beyoncé

2. "I just do me, I don't need no permission."—Flo Milli
   

3. "Get into it." —Doja Cat

4. "You know I got the sauce." — Rihanna

5. "I'm a Hot Girl, don't try it at home." —Megan Thee Stallion
   

6. "Get my pretty name out of your mouth." —Billie Eilish

7. "Glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes." —Dua Lipa

8. "Category is body, look at the way it's sittin'" —Megan Thee Stallion

9. "Ten different looks and my looks all kill." —Cardi B

For a🔥🔥🔥 'fit pic...

1. "Getting dressed to remind myself I'm *her*"

2. "Just kinda threw this together."

3. "You can judge me but never my outfit."

4. "Outfit: perfect. Attitude: worth it."

5. "Gotta dress the part."

For a bikini shoot...

1. "Ariel WYA girl?"

2. "Beach Bum"

3. "Daydreaming about myself, hbu?"

4. "Stay hydrated"

5. "Loving this wavelength."

6. "Tropic like it's hot."

7. "You can keep the shade."

8. "Been told I've got a sunny disposition."

9. "Just chilling in my standard uniform."

10. "Watch this space."

For the actual perfect selfie...

1. "Took a picture since it lasts longer"
   

2. "Who, me?"

3. "My face card's never been declined."

4. "I do a thing called what I want."

5. "Not too hard to look at."

6. "Ladies and gentlemen...*her*"

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