Here are the 21 funniest parents on social media this week
Take a break from the holiday concerts, class parties, and dress-up days. Grab a peppermint-flavored beverage of your choice and a Christmas cookie and share a laugh with your fellow parents!
Go to your room.
My kid wanted to use her $2 to buy an iPad and I told her it’s not enough money and she said “well you bought a whole house when you didn’t have enough money” and now she’s grounded until I can think of a comeback
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 7, 2022
Sounds about right.
My son asked to go to an amusement park for his birthday so he could ride roller coasters.
We went. He didn’t feel like riding them.
We came home. He is now watching roller coasters online and asking when we can go back.
That sums up parenting pretty well.— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) August 5, 2022
That's normal, right?
You can tell the kind of adults my daughter hangs around when someone hands her orange juice and she asks if it’s safe for kids to drink
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 9, 2022
Relatable.
Spotify Wrapped but for Parenting.
* You argued with children about brushing their teeth or showering 1,687 times
* Your top thing to listen to was kids complaining about what's for dinner
* You heard "MOM" or "DAD" a total of 216,417 times
* Your #1 coping mechanism is Drinking— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 1, 2022
Think about it.
My kids are playing a game called Hide and Scream in case anyone is on the fence about becoming a parent.
— OyVeyLady (@OyVeyLady) December 7, 2022
Dropping soon.
I’m recording a parenting album called Broken Record.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) December 3, 2022
Exactly.
Imagine you’re learning to ice skate and just when you start getting the hang of things the ice turns to lava. That’s what it’s like being a parent.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 8, 2022
Duh.
I have a toddler and yet everyone I’ve seen today has asked why I have pieces of yarn stuck in my ponytail, ummm, guys, the answer is standing right next to me asking for a snack
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 8, 2022
And they're overrated.
I’ve decided that waists are for single people under 35.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) December 7, 2022
News you can use.
If I wrote a parenting book I would include a chapter on how to best fish poop out of the bathtub
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) December 7, 2022
Critical error.
my parenting villain origin story started when I didn't buy "the good" pre-packaged mac and cheese
— 🚀🎅Dad Missile Toeing🎅🚀 (@raoulvilla) December 4, 2022
Lifechanging.
When you start buying underwear from Costco the second part of your life begins
— Midge (@mxmclain) December 3, 2022
Well, this is a predicament.
My 5yo, trying to find a way to whine about what we're serving for dinner after we said we're making things she has explicitly said recently are her "favorite" pic.twitter.com/u2mms8xBqQ
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) December 8, 2022
Be careful with the bowls, parents.
My Kid: That's the wrong bowl! I ALWAYS have breakfast with the GREEN bowl
Me: you can use a different bowl. It'll be fine
That night
News Anchor: Earth has flung off its axis and hurdles to the sun. Experts agree its because Mike gave his kid breakfast with the wrong bowl— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) December 3, 2022
Working on it.
Do I try to set a good example for my children? Yes.
Did my 3yo just shout out from her carseat, “Move your Fu*king golf-cart!” to the illegally operated, holiday decked-out, mini-cart going wildly under the speed limit? Also yes.
🙃
We’re a work in progress.— DocMcCafferty (She/Hers) 🌊🏄♀️🤸🏼♀️⚽️ (@DocMcCafferty) December 8, 2022
But, seriously, it's really good that way.
Life goes by so fast.
One minute you’re learning how to read and the next you’re telling your 4yo granddaughter you most certainly can eat a bowlful of whipped cream with nothing else in there.— Lori (@Cornjerker78) December 4, 2022
So sweet!
I’m keeping the romance alive by gift wrapping my wife’s Christmas present that she ordered from Amazon
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) December 8, 2022
Call it my grunge era.
Motherhood comes in phases and it just so happens that I'm stuck in the phase where I run all my errands looking homeless.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) December 7, 2022
Desperate times.
Just found out husband has been getting toddler to listen to Tom Waits by telling him it's the Cookie Monster
— Kate Havard Rozansky (@KateHavard) December 5, 2022
It's not fair.
Kids be like I’m so tired I can’t move on school days and then pop up like jack in the box in your face at the crack of dawn on weekends.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) December 4, 2022
For real.
Little Drummer boy: I have no gifts to bring
Mary: thats ok
Little Drummer Boy: I am a poor boy too
Mary: :)
Jesus: *sleeping*
Little Drummer boy: just gonna bang TF outta these drums tho
Joseph: if you wake him up i swear to god— 🍁Yukon Cornelius (@GrahamKritzer) December 1, 2022
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