Covet this 'Game of Thrones' Xbox One that you'll never, ever own

Dammit, Xbox France. Why does it have to be like this?

The above trailer for Microsoft's impossibly cool Game of Thrones-themed Xbox One isn't something you can buy. It's a contest prize that can be won by interacting with the Xbox France social media channels.

To be fair, the Xbox One is already a hulking monstrosity of gaming hardware, so adorning it with large, looping bits of metal probably isn't the most space-conscious move. It sure does look like a nifty thing, though, doesn't it?

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