With Tim Howard becoming the American Secretary of Defense in that valiant effort during the Belgium game, we must ask: what if there was a world where the US won the World Cup every single year? Would the national team take the field to 'Living In America' by James Brown, like Apollo Creed did versus Ivan Drago? (It would be amazing except we wouldn't lose like Apollo did.)
In fact, what would be the US sports weakness? Curling? Jai Alai?
Kat Bailey of USgamer explores this new parallel world where they US dominates in soccer in this article.