Minecraft movie is coming, far more boring than it sounds
Now, as many of you guys know, I wasn't a fan of 2 Player Productions' slothenly-paced and uneven documentary Minecraft: Story of Mojang. Unfortunately, the issues I had with that film aren't likely to be resolved with a new biopic. With all due respect to Notch, the parts of the story I care about – namely, the actual creation of the game – aren't being told because it's unfilmable. The other parts I either already know or don't care about.