Funny Names of Realtors (Listing Fails)

As #houseporn fiends and real estate junkies, there's nothing we love more than poring through fabulous home listings -- except maybe sorting through the tragically un-fabulous ones. They'll definitely make you laugh, and some of them could make you cry. Every week, AOL Real Estate brings you the sorriest listings that we could find on the Internet to show you what you should never do when posting your home online. But this week, #listingfail gets no farther than the lawn signs. These Realtors all have names likely to make you look twice -- and some of them are definitely working it.

This Week's Theme: Realtor Names You'll Remember

If you want a Realtor who will create a buzz around your home, then there's no better guy for the job, in our opinion, than Jose Cuervo himself. We know Jose very well, and we can tell you that he's strong yet smooth and has left us drunk on real estate many times. And hey, even if he doesn't sell your home, he'll most certainly make you forget all about that problem.

Thanks to Banned in Hollywood for this intoxicating Realtor name.

A Name You Can Trust?

Uh, maybe.

But who can you trust? These guys, in our opinion ... (Warning: some racy content follows.)

Realtor Names to Remember
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Funny Names of Realtors (Listing Fails)

Just the guy to sell your dump?

(Thanks to our pals at The Huffington Post.)

She'll make sure people go crazy over your home.

(Thanks to Banned in Hollywood.)

She's nacho average Realtor, that's for sure...

(Thanks to the awesome Dorita Mayeux.)

Make Su Casa the Realtor for, well, su casa.

(Thanks to our pals at Smosh.)

A Realtor who'll certainly pack a punch ... in sales, we hope.

(Thanks to Banned in Hollywood for this Ridiculous Realtor.)

Like Vanilla Ice, looks like this iconic music star has apparently also taken the real estate career path ...

(Thanks to Banned in Hollywood.)

No comment.

(Thanks to Banned in Hollywood.)

She'll be the perfect fit for your home!

(Thanks to our pals at Smosh.)

We think this Realtor ad says it all.

(Thanks to our pals at Smosh.)


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