As #houseporn fiends and real estate junkies, there's nothing we love more than poring through fabulous home listings -- except maybe sorting through the tragically un-fabulous ones. They'll definitely make you laugh, and some of them could make you cry. Every Friday, AOL Real Estate brings you the sorriest listings we could find on the Internet to show you what you should never do when posting your home online. We very appropriately call it #listingfail.
This Week's Theme: 'Hoarders'
According to the listing, this Miami home needs "some major TLC." We think this home needs an external self-storage unit! Also, what good are views of the "large backyard" if you can't even get to the window (let alone get through the front door)? And the home may have gorgeous "hardwood floors," but we can't see them.
Most importantly -- what's the point of having drawers if you don't put anything in them? A "Hoarders" candidate for sure.
See more unflattering photos of this hoarders' nightmare (or would it be dream?) below:
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We wonder if the owner of this outrageously, embarrassingly cluttered San Francisco home ever asks guests to "take a seat" -- and then laughs hysterically. Pile of chairs aside, there's enough furniture and just plain clutter obstructing that hallway to make it a serious safety hazard! Here's a tip, homeowners: The Container Store. You're welcome.
Thanks to our pals over at Curbed for this epic #listingfail.
We're not hating on the fact that there are two televisions in this room. We're hating on the fact that there are two massive, ancient televisions in this room. We're shocked they even kept one of those dinosaurs!
And that's just the beginning. There's also the haphazard smattering of nonsensical tchotchkes all over the place, and that terrifying collection of photo frames hung on the back wall. Now, we realize that you never want to forget the faces of beloved Grandpa Jack, Auntie Maude, Great Uncle Wilfred, etc. But there are far more efficient (and less cluttered) ways to go about it: They're called photo albums.
The Irish have brought many a good thing into our lives, including but not limited to Guinness, Pierce Brosnan, and St. Patrick's Day. But the luck of the Irish was clearly not with this jam-packed, hoarder's heaven that barely passes as a home.
Somebody please tell these people their bed is, er, facing the wrong way.
But wait -- there's more...
Homeowners: it's obvious from this picture that you're not really using your couch anymore. Either of them. So we'd strongly advise tossing them. Along with all your paperwork... books... and empty appliance boxes.
Thanks to our pals at Curbed for this listingfail.
Listen, we love our clothes as much as the next person, but seriously now. If you have garments stashed in plastic makeshift wardrobes, grocery bags and luggage, we're guessing you're probably not planning to wear them anytime soon. Please drop off these babies at Goodwill, for your own good.