Craigslist Job Posting: 'Mega-Billionaire' Seeks 'Hot Twin Assassins'

Claire Gordon
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"The very rich ... are different from you and me," wrote F. Scott Fitzgerald. And it's true. They can brand their names across their private jets. They can give dogs a $12 million trust fund. And they can employ two hot twin assassins to protect their vast wealth from an underground left-wing mafia.