Keeping Your Resume Out Of The Online 'Black Hole'

The online "black hole" -- in job searching, it's the equivalent to where that missing sock goes in the dryer. While there is no magic formula for getting your resume noticed online, there are some tricks of the trade to make sure it's not automatically sent to the "just not that into you" folder. So before you hit the submit button, ask yourself... Are there any red flags in my online submission that will turn off individuals reviewing it? Is my profile engaging and interesting or does it scream desperate and lazy?