Leaving the Upper West Side, Seinfeld? No Soup for You!
Jerry Seinfeld, who symbolizes life on the Upper West Side, has been spotted looking at apartments on the -- please sit down -- Upper East Side. Seinfeld lives with his wife and three children at The Beresford on Central Park West between 81st and 82nd Streets and while we can't understand why he'd want to leave a building that (unlike some of Manhattan's other high-end co-ops) actually accepts celebrities and politicians as residents, the New York Post says he was seen real-estate shopping in the $23 million-to-$26 million price range on the Upper East Side. Could it really be that he's taking the closing of H&H Bagels' West Side location that hard?
As inconceivable as it sounds that Seinfeld would move crosstown -- would a zebra leave his stripes? -- we thought it our civic duty to remind the man who brought us the Soup Nazi and a show about nothing that there are plenty of apartments right in his 'hood, and he needn't go getting all uppity on us, especially when he could be master of any of these domains: