The Onion: FarmVille pacified 85 million people during record unemployment

farmville hours spend working vs playing
farmville hours spend working vs playing



The ever vigilant Onion News Network recently ran a breaking news piece on how the CIA's 'Facebook' program has drastically cut the agency's costs and gives bulk of the credit to decorated agent Mark 'The Overlord' Zuckerberg.

One of Facebook's most successful programs? FarmVille, which the 'CIA credited with pacifying as many as 85 million people after unemployment rates rose dramatically."