Yet Another Creative Way to Capitalize on the Rapture

Some people either have too much time on their hands, or they've been out of work so long that any get-rich-quick scheme sounds appealing. Such could be the case of one "resourceful" guy in Ronkonkoma, Long Island, who, to put it generously, might feel he's providing a vital cleanup service to those who are planning to be caught up in the Rapture, predicted (by some) for May 21.

Here's his ad, as posted on Craigslist in New York: