Get your Tampa Bay Rays tickets -- absolutely free

The Tampa Bay Rays, first in the America League East but apparently not in the hearts of locals, are giving away 20,000 tickets to tonight's regular season home finale against the Baltimore Orioles. That's gratis, complimentary and any other way you can think of to express the word free. You'll have to show up at Tropicana Field beginning at 4:45 p.m. to get them, according to the St. Petersburg Times. One ticket per person. First come, first served. First pitch at 7:10 p.m.

Maybe you can help prevent fellow Rays followers from again being called "embarrassing" by Rays player Evan Longoria (right), who took issue with the 12,466 dotting the seats for Monday night's game.