Virginia Beach Slang
This may sound alarming when you first hear it. But, really, this isn't what it sounds like. This local language phrase stands for one of the few pieces of local kitsch left in Virginia Beach, a great restaurant called The Jewish Mother. This local "dive" serves up awesome sandwiches and great desserts, not to mention that it's a nice venue to listen to local and independent singers, bands and other artists. Next time you're on Pacific Avenue, check it out. I highly recommend "Pita the Great."
Jewish Mother, 3108 Pacific Ave, Virginia Beach, VA 23451; 757-422-5430; Open weekdays 11AM-11PM, weekends 8AM-11PM
How obscure is this? I mean, how many boulevards are there in this huge city? Well, this is a simple translation. Whenever someone refers to "the boulevard," they're actually referring to Virginia Beach Boulevard, which runs from Norfolk all the way to Hilltop (we'll get to this one in a moment). By going this way, you can get to almost anywhere in Virginia Beach.
In the local lingo of Virginia Beach, this refers to a corner of the city just beyond the oceanfront tourist district. This "upscale" area is where you'll find boutique shopping nestled next to a Kmart. Charming, I know. Hilltop is so named because it is the location of the highest natural point in the below sea level city. If you're paying really close attention and are used to flat lands, you might notice it. But watch out! It's easy to drive right over.
Of all the Virginia Beach slang terms, this one sounds the most bizarre, especially when referred to by its proper name of "Mount Trashmore." Aside from the military and the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel, this is our city's claim to fame. And it is exactly how it sounds – a mountain of trash. The City of Virginia Beach thought it would be a genius idea to turn an overfilled landfill right in the heart of the city into a vibrant recreational park. Who knew that the city government would actually be right? You can't miss Mount Trashmore when cruising along I-264. Look for a giant grassy hill with a huge City of Virginia Beach seal on it.
Mount Trashmore Park, 310 Edwin Dr, Virginia Beach, VA 23462; 757-473-5237; Open daily 7:30AM to close
In Virginia Beach slang, this is a nickname for the City of Portsmouth. No offense to any P-Towners out there, but while Portsmouth has a very lovely historic district (that encompasses about two or three streets), it is not the safest area in the world to be. Make sure you don't get lost here!
This acronym represents the bane of every Hampton Roads commuter's existence. It stands for the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel that connects the "southside" (Virginia Beach, Norfolk and Chesapeake) to "the peninsula" (Hampton, Newport News). While the tunnel is an asset to the area, it is also an example of poor traffic pattern planning by the Virginia Department of Transportation. You will inevitably find yourself in a traffic jam, sometimes for hours, as six lanes on either side of the highway merge into two and vehicles slowly squeeze through the tunnel. When you hear this piece of Virginia Beach local lingo used, it probably won't be affectionately.
No, this isn't referring to a local seafood dive. This is a universal nickname for junior enlisted sailors. Our area is crawling with military, especially Navy. These are the guys that we local girls try to avoid, but often end up marrying!
While not extraordinarily impressive, this local language term refers to the Pembroke area of Virginia Beach, better known today as "Downtown" or "Town Center." This is a newly developed commercial district of restaurants, upscale shopping, hotels and overpriced condos in a small, four-block area.
So, now you know a few phrases that will set you apart from the other tourists. Best of luck to you in this tourist jungle better known as my hometown of Virginia (or "VA," pronounced by us as "VAH") Beach!