1. Duke City
When you're in Albuquerque, don't be surprised if you rarely hear people refer to the city as that. Residents have a lot of different names for this city. The most popular is Duke City, which refers to Don Francisco Fernandez de la Cueva, viceroy of New Spain during the 17th century. Don Francisco was also known as the Duke of Alburquerque (that's not a typo - the first "r" was dropped from the city's name somewhere along the line). The city was also the longtime home of The Dukes, a minor league baseball team.
2. The Burque and ABQ
As with most cities with more than two syllables (San Francisco - San Fran, Philadelphia - Philly), people here have shortened the name to Burque and ABQ. There was a failed attempted by Martin Chavez to rebrand the city "The Q," but that effort was mostly ignored and people kept referring to the city as Burque and ABQ. Plus, both are easier to spell and say than Al-bu-quer-que.
Yes, you can have Christmas year round in Albuquerque, despite being in the middle of the desert. "Christmas" in Albuquerque local lingo does not refer to snow, pine trees or red and green lights; it refers to red and green chili. The only thing Albuquerqueans like more than their famous red and green chili is not having to pick between the two. When ordering a dish and asked if they would like red or green chili, residents will just say, "make mine Christmas."
Speaking of Christmas trees, residents in the Land of Enchantment aren't too enchanted by twinkling lights. When it comes to Christmas decorations, those in the Duke City actually prefer "luminarias". Luminaria is the Albuquerque slang term for a brown paper bag filled with sand with a candle inside. Around Christmas time, homes, businesses, sidewalks and rooftops are lined with luminarias.
5. "Across the river"
Running through the middle of Albuquerque is the Rio Grande, dividing the city into east and west. The city first developed on the east side, with new developments built "across the river" on the city's west side. When deciphering directions to the Cottonwood Mall or to downtown, remember that in Albuquerque lingo "across the river" means crossing the Rio Grande.
Technically, an isotope is an atom that has an unnatural number of neutrons. In Albuquerque slang, it's the city's beloved minor league baseball team. The Isotopes baseball team and their recently renovated stadium are also one of the city's claims to fame. The name is a reference to a "Simpsons" episode where the fictitious Springfield Isotopes left town to become the Albuquerque Isotopes. When it came to naming the city's new minor league baseball team, the city decided to make fantasy reality and named the team the Albuquerque Isotopes.
In the past few years, Albuquerque has become Hollywood's second home, with dozens of high-profile movies and television shows being shot in and near town. With two movie studios, movies like Transformers, Indiana Jones, Terminator Salvation, and shows like In Plain Sight and Breaking Bad were filmed in town, causing locals to rename Albuquerque "Tamalewood" in the local lingo.
8. Big I and Spaghetti Bowl
Albuquerque is home to two major interstate highways: the I-25, which runs north to south, band the I-40, which runs east to west. Albuquerque is where the two meet. Close to the heart of the city is the intersection of the two highways - in Albuquerque lingo it's called the Big I. The Big I handles more than 300,000 cars daily and is a five-level stack interchange appropriately named Spaghetti Bowl. If you're ever following directions around town in Albuquerque, chances are you'll be one of those 300,000 cars.
9. The Pit
The University of New Mexico Lobos play in a pit - but it's no ordinary hole in the ground. The Pit, in Albuquerque local lingo, is the basketball arena for the Lobos. Half buried in the ground, The Pit is unique in that there are no supporting pillars in the seating area of the arena, so there are no obstructed views. The venue, currently under remodeling, will seat just over 16,000 screaming Lobo fans. The Pit is also known to be one of the loudest college arenas, as decibel levels inside can make the ears of every fan ring. The Pit is often home to the Men's NCAA regionals.
This Albuquerque slang term for airport isn't actually slang - it's official. The name of Albuquerque's airport, which handles between six and seven million passengers a year, is Albuquerque International Sunport. Nobody knows quite why!