Quiznos kittens are giving me nightmares

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quiznos, kittens, commercial, quiznos ad, Singamals

What's that horrible sound? What are those horrifying images supposed to mean? Oh, right. It's the latest creepy ad from Quiznos.

This one shows a trio of kittens ("Singamals") in a rhythm-challenged brass band, singing very badly about the joys of the fast-food franchise's Value Menu. The ad "is worse than one can possibly imagine," according to Eater.com.