Rental Roommate Nightmares: Older Gentleman, Unlicensed Massages, and a Shouting Man
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Los Angeles: Older gent looking for companionship...no sex
I would like a good looking young girl to live with me.
I have a nice condo in the Marina overlooking the boats.
Your own bedroom and bathroom.
I am a bit old and I am no longer interested in sex, but would like to have a nice female to brighten up my day.
Send me a picture or two and the nicest one wins.
Our Take: Hey! It's like a fun contest involving an older gent as the prize. All you young girls have to do is send this older gentleman photos of yourself. He'll then look through all the photos of the young girls. Then he'll pick a winner. Who knows? It could be you! Then all you have to do is brighten this older gentleman's day!
Los Angeles:FEMALE DANCERS THERAPISTS needed for work and FREE HOUSING
I have a great opportunity for females between ages 18-40 looking to get more work, or start working in the massage therapy business. You do not have to have a license although i can help with obtaining a license as well. Need summer money? Little extra side cash? You and me both! I can help with free housing, no sex or funny stuff, and start booking gigs and clients. We can discuss rates in person but Im just looking for a partner, not to rip anyone off or take advantage in any way. I work with one other girl and there is just too many clients so if you need some work and a temp place to stay than lets have lunch!
Our Take: Hmm? This guy is looking for unlicensed massage therapists. And he has other girls working for him and is offering you a business opportunity for his clients. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF PROSTITUTION!
Los Angeles:LOOKING 4 A LIVE IN GF 4 REAL WITH ALLOWANCE. (LOS ANGELES)
ME I WORK REAL HARD AND NEED HELP KEEPING MY PLACE CLEAN, IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY AND ARE WILLING TO HELP ME COOL THIS IS NOT FOR SEX,YOU CAN MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND AND I WONT BOTHER YOU ABOUT IT. WE CAN BE LIVE IN FRIEND'S AND WHAT EVER COMES OF IT IF ANYTHING COOL IF NOT COOL.
JUST WANT A COOL GIRL THAT'S ALL. AND I CAN HELP YOU WITH MONEY FOR PERSONAL THING'S.
Our Take: Doesn't all caps mean the person is shouting at you? I'm scared.
Houston: 0 Rent for a Asian or Hispanic women to share my 1 bedroom apt.
I'm a decent and just plain good guy, looking for a asian or hispanic women to share my beautiful 1 bedroom apartment with.
I'm 6 ft 170,brown hair and blue eyes. I'm looking for a good friend,and lover for a long term relationship. I'm a very considerate,and caring man,and looking for the same in a women. I'm a 1 women guy to the max,and wouldn't want anyone else,if i find the right person here.
I have found asian and hispanic women to be nice in so many ways. I respect them alot because they have usually had to work hard for what they have. Just looking for a average women,on the slim to average size,because i am. Someone between 30-55,who wants a guy like me in her life. I don't care what country you are from,or what your past looks like in anyway. Its whats in your heart,and what you want right now,is all that really counts with me. I don't care what kind of work you did,or any past mistakes. A friend of mine,has a really happy long term relationship with a asian women that wanted to escape a life in a message parlor,where guys were paying for sex with her. Like i said your past doesn't matter,but that you want a new life with a really decent guy. I'm going to keep reposting this ad, until i find the girl for me.
In return you wouldn't have to pay for anything like rent,cable,air,food,because i would take care of everything. You could use my computer anytime you wanted.
Our Take: As long as I can use this guy's computer anytime I want then it seems like a perfectly reasonable deal. I'm glad he doesn't care about my past, because in my past I used to murder guys who posted Craigslist ads offering free rent.
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