Six Flags, the giant theme park chain, launched a new Facebook advergame called Mascot Park. It starts off simple enough -- customize a mascot and then, well, that's where everything starts to fall apart. Your mascot must perform on a series of themed stages to earn coins, which can be used to buy more clothes and items for its trailer. Decorate a stage and then string together moves to create a performance -- the better it is, the more coins you'll earn. You can also send these performances to friends, but do so at your own risk -- watching these mascots dance is about as exciting as waiting on an hour-long roller coaster line at a real-life Six Flags.