Duck! Here Comes a Great New Job

How would you like to have a job at a gorgeous new resort that comes with decent pay plus benefits, makes everyone smile, and puts you in charge of five devoted, obedient and hardworking employees that look up to you like a parent and never talk back? Right now you have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take a quack at just such a job: The Peabody Orlando Hotel, famous for its five marching mallard ducks, has started a national search for a new duck master.