Sarah Palin Declares Neighbor a Nuisance

Is the man renting the house next door to Sarah Palin stalking her? That's what the not-quite-vice-president says regarding the sudden, summer rental of the house next door by Joe McGinniss. Yes: the same Joe McGinniss who is writing her unauthorized biography, tentatively titled, "Sarah Palin's Year of Living Dangerously."

Palin immediately got busy on her Facebook page and made some creepy insinuations:

"Wonder what kind of material he'll gather while overlooking Piper's bedroom, my little garden, and the family's swimming hole [Lake Lucille]?"

Palin quickly told right-wing media personalities -- such as Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck -- that her husband would build a fence to keep prying eyes out. Now she's got a big, ugly 14-foot fence blocking any potential view.

"I would term this hysterical," McGinniss said. Ouch! That there's a fight'n word!