Apartment Guru: Getting Rid of the Roommate From Hell

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Dear Apartment Guru,

There are three of us sharing an apartment. One of my roommates is just awesome. She is respectful, doesn't eat other people's food without asking, smokes outside the house, keeps the TV and stereo at audible but polite levels, knows how to use dish soap and a vacuum, and if her boyfriend stays over she makes sure he does things like put down the toilet seat and not walk around with his backside exposed.

My other roommate does the opposite of every single one of those things.

I want to get roommate number two out of here, but I don't know how. What's your advice?

-- About to Scrub Out the Roommate