But is it a gas? Better Marriage Blanket claims to dash bad bedroom odors


Of all the boudoir hazards that can put wedded bliss on the rocks, perhaps none is less discussed, but more disgusting, than chronic flatulence. But where marriage therapists and proctologists have failed, a science teacher claims to have succeeded: Behold the Better Marriage Blanket.

While I've never suffered from a single episode of flatulence in my life, I was happy to investigate this new product that claims it "Completely and Quickly Absorbs the Odor of Flatulence."

Q: Dare we ask how his thing works?
A: Glad to explain. While the inventor doesn't want to give away the secret recipe, the Better Marriage Blanket utilizes a polyester layer, activated carbon and odor-absorbing fabric in between its outer layers. But we at WalletPop have some ideas for improvements. Like: A pouch that holds a jumbo bottle of Beano. And a matching diaper that the guilty spouse would wear, made of the same fabric compound. It's all about attacking the problem at the source, ya know.