Ode to My Assistant MaureenDonna RodgersUpdated July 14, 2016 at 9:02 PMadmin dayO fairest Maureen more beauteous than the sun,You make all odious work seem fun.Whether or not I deign to comeInto the office -- all tasks are magically done.And at my desk there is a cup of cheerFrom Starbucks or Dunkin each day of the year
Ode to My Assistant MaureenDonna RodgersUpdated July 14, 2016 at 9:02 PMadmin dayO fairest Maureen more beauteous than the sun,You make all odious work seem fun.Whether or not I deign to comeInto the office -- all tasks are magically done.And at my desk there is a cup of cheerFrom Starbucks or Dunkin each day of the year
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