Best bacon? We rank the house brands

College textbooks, courses and weekend festivities don't pay for themselves, so naturally you (and your parents) have been working hard to bring home the bacon. Hopefully you'll be getting a big tax return once you file Thursday. So why not bring home some actual bacon to celebrate? Nothing pleases like crispy pork --- except buying bacon while cutting some fat from your grocery budget.

Besides, numerous scholarly studies have shown that eating bacon leads to: higher test scores, more glowing skin, attracting the opposite sex..