College textbooks, courses and weekend festivities don't pay for themselves, so naturally you (and your parents) have been working hard to bring home the bacon. Hopefully you'll be getting a big tax return once you file Thursday. So why not bring home some actual bacon to celebrate? Nothing pleases like crispy pork --- except buying bacon while cutting some fat from your grocery budget.
Besides, numerous scholarly studies have shown that eating bacon leads to: higher test scores, more glowing skin, attracting the opposite sex..