Fashion Critic Cojo Shocker: A Beige Crib

Fashion critic and celebrity interviewer Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru has built a career out of trashing celebs on the red carpet, now it's our turn to critique his style by peeking at the listing photos of his Hollywood Hills home, which Realestalker reports is on the market for $3.395 million -- a tad under the $3.8 million he paid for it in 2007.

If you know the colorful and flamboyant style of Cojo's gender-bending wardrobe, you might expect similarly garish decor... perhaps a bright tangerine-colored carpet in the living room, yellow and green in the master bedroom, or maybe a jarring purple like Nicolas Cage.

So, when we peeked at the listing photos, we were shocked....